Coach K: “OK, which one of you guys farted?”
1st Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
2nd Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
3rd Assistant: ‘That ventriloquist fart gag really works. They don’t even have a clue. I even fooled that gal behind me.’
Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse; it only eliminates the possibility of life ever getting better.