Coach K: “OK, which one of you guys farted?”
1st Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
2nd Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
3rd Assistant: ‘That ventriloquist fart gag really works. They don’t even have a clue. I even fooled that gal behind me.’
"I'm always amazed to hear of victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton