Coach K: “OK, which one of you guys farted?”
1st Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
2nd Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.
3rd Assistant: ‘That ventriloquist fart gag really works. They don’t even have a clue. I even fooled that gal behind me.’
I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it when I try to logon, the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."