Originally Posted by alh1020
.............“Back in the 80s, they didn’t flop,” Metta World Peace
said. “It’s very annoying … It’s not fair to the guys who have worked on their body all these years and got stronger. It’s not fair. Flopping is very stupid. It’s not even basketball. I don’t know who taught people how to flop. Just make the right call. It’s that simple.”....
Or instead of flopping, you could give the opposing player a swift elbow to the head and plead innocence ……….. er, ignorance, whichever.
"I'm always amazed to hear of victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton