One of the new duties the Duchess assumed upon marriage was to insure the Duke's shoes always carried a spit shined appearance. As the Duchess bent to shine the Duke's shoes, she let out a 'royal' fart which was so loud that the little bridesmaid had to cover her ears.
I'm great at multi-tasking -- I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Ain't life grand!!