One of the new duties the Duchess assumed upon marriage was to insure the Duke's shoes always carried a spit shined appearance. As the Duchess bent to shine the Duke's shoes, she let out a 'royal' fart which was so loud that the little bridesmaid had to cover her ears.
__________________ Should there be a warning label posted on the side of an animal crackers box that vegatarians are not allowed to eat this product? 
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