From another forum NBA Jokes Thread:
Some of my fav:
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so POPULAR in prison?
A: He's great at penetrating to the hole.
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.
So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No." said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the New York Knicks!"
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They never beat anybody."
Q:Why did the Heat fan cross the road?
A: Because the bandwagon was full!
__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!!
With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration.
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