:shocked WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!) All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request. No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information! WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets