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Old 06-14-09, 01:45 AM
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Comfort Wipe: Because toilet paper is so 1800s

Comfort Wipe: Because toilet paper is so 1800s
By Creighton Welch
on Jun 12, 09 08:57 AM

You know what's such a burden to my life? Scrunching and folding toilet paper.

Comfort Wipe to the rescue! There's really no easy way to put this other than that it's a stick to help you wipe and avoid touching that disgusting toilet paper.

I don't know who sat around for hours inventing this product, but I can't imagine he or she was sober. I can't imagine he or she has many friends, either.

I'm trying to think about when a stick would be helpful and I really can't come up with anything. And what happens if you get so used to using the Comfort Wipe, but duty calls out in public? Do you forget how to wipe the old-fashioned way? Do they make pocket-sized Comfort Wipes?

The ad's just another great infomercial. "It's as easy to use as a shower brush." Yeah, just don't confuse it with your shower brush.




Comfort Wipe: Because toilet paper is so 1800s
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