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Old 05-02-07, 03:29 AM
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OK, clarification. They used "Raymond" and "The Cosby Show" talking about the return of the family comedy.
I can just see in the annals of time, the great family shows of the past:
"Lucy", "Cosby", "Raymond", "Tyler Perry's House Of Pain".
Not.

From TBS.com
very funny quotes from Tyler Perry's House of Payne:

"C.J. and Calvin think Batman can beat Superman."
- Delante in Bully and the Beast

"It's a bird, it's a plane...it's your jobs! Get back to work! I don't pay you to hang out and talk about Superheroes."
- Curtis in Bully and the Beast

"Little girl, don't make me get you uncle's belt."
- Ella in Bully and the Beast

"Hey, the Bible says, 'get the rod, beat your child'."
- Curtis in Bully and the Beast

"You look like a candidate for a beat down."
- Madea in Bully and the Beast

"For someone's who's a stay at home mom, you never stay at home."
- Curtis in Bully and the Beast

"You look like you're about to do a commercial for Dark and Ugly."
- Claretha in I Can Cry If I Want To

"Chief, no disrespect, but you look like a fat black Elvis."
- Keenan in I Can Cry If I Want To

"Curtis, stop being childish."
"I'm not childish. I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks on you."
- Ella and Curtis in I Can Cry If I Want To

"Before your father passed away, I promised him I'd look out for you. Had I known your house was going to burn down, I would've never made that promise."
- Curtis in I Can Cry If I Want To

"If I'm in the bathroom doing my business, I don't want nobody knocking on the door rushing me."
- Curtis in I Can Cry If I Want To

"That's what kids do. They eat, sleep and get in your way."
- Curtis in More Than Meets the Eye

"Boy, if you ever play with matches, I'll come bust you. Get it? Combustion. Come bust you. Whew! I'm smokin'!"
- Curtis in More Than Meets the Eye

"Excuse me. 'Boo-Ya' is not in the dictionary."
- Delante in More Than Meets the Eye

"This is my fault. I dropped you on your head when you were little."
- Curtis in More Than Meets the Eye

"Curtis, you need a spam blocker to keep junk from coming out of your mouth."
- Ella in More Than Meets the Eye

"Boy, you went to private school. You're about as gangsta as Martha Stewart."
- Curtis in More Than Meets the Eye

"I'm not going to hell for a handbag."
- Ella in Busted


Yeah! Knee-slappin' good time!
My sides hurt!

Last edited by Not-so-Smart; 05-02-07 at 10:58 PM.
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