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You Know You're From San Antonio When...
>You lost your virginity at mission drive-in
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>You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
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>You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.
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>You've never been to the Alamo.
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>You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
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>You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
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>You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
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>There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was
>built.
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>You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
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>You've been to Midget Mansion.
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>You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.
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>You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
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>You remember the Captain Gus show.
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>Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
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>You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse
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>You're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker
>is.
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>Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
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>You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
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>You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.
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>You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
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>You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
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>You care if San Antonio is in the "national spotlight".
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>A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
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>You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food
>groups.
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>You rented Pulp Fiction to escape the everyday violence of the city.
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>You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband.
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>Your White mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your neighbors.
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>You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".
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>You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
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>You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
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>You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
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>You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
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>You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
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>You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
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>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San
>Antonio.
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